I love you...
Yes...
You...
I love you
oh and this, I love this too... and so should you
Tuesday, 30 June 2009
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller
I have returned mighty and blood soaked... once we ran out of bullets I had to rely on my trusty travelling axe and nefarious wits to survive the zombie horde onslaught... I managed to rally the other girls to stand with me and fight to the death with rousing speeches from various inspiring movies that they are all too nice to have seen...most of us made it to safety... but many will never be the same...
So then ladies ... "What is best in life?"....
Seriously though, I had a brilliant time with a wonderful bunch of ladies, sitting on the beach and lounging about the pool in our bikinis drinking cava daaaahling!... there were no zombies... or psycho killers... or anything bad at all... apart from the spider the size of my face making himself happy in our bath tub... damn eight legged gribblies...
Infact it was all a terribly healthy, thought provoking, female empowering experience... we were all ages, shapes and sizes and all shamelessly paraded around in our bikinis without worrying in the least what we looked like, which in fact made us all look and feel a million times better... we are all hard drinking, hard swearing, smoking, shagging, strong, balls out ladies and I couldn't have had a better time... I like to think I might even have made some lasting friendships... or at the very least some regular clients... I did more readings over the space of this weekend than I've done in 6 months...not to mention the 2 lots of reiki I did... my energies are all drained and shit... need more sleeping
Also, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which we at Nerd Cave HQ watched with the inhabitants of the Furher bunker and the French resistance (plus a couple of other hangers on whose names, nationalities and unusual social habits I do not know well enough to make derogatory comments about) last night, was, as the curly one put it *assumes Batman the Brave and the Bold, Aquaman voice* "OUTRAGEOUS"... there are no other words for it...
Good times had by all
Now then... let us merge for the kill...
So then ladies ... "What is best in life?"....
Seriously though, I had a brilliant time with a wonderful bunch of ladies, sitting on the beach and lounging about the pool in our bikinis drinking cava daaaahling!... there were no zombies... or psycho killers... or anything bad at all... apart from the spider the size of my face making himself happy in our bath tub... damn eight legged gribblies...
Infact it was all a terribly healthy, thought provoking, female empowering experience... we were all ages, shapes and sizes and all shamelessly paraded around in our bikinis without worrying in the least what we looked like, which in fact made us all look and feel a million times better... we are all hard drinking, hard swearing, smoking, shagging, strong, balls out ladies and I couldn't have had a better time... I like to think I might even have made some lasting friendships... or at the very least some regular clients... I did more readings over the space of this weekend than I've done in 6 months...not to mention the 2 lots of reiki I did... my energies are all drained and shit... need more sleeping
Also, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which we at Nerd Cave HQ watched with the inhabitants of the Furher bunker and the French resistance (plus a couple of other hangers on whose names, nationalities and unusual social habits I do not know well enough to make derogatory comments about) last night, was, as the curly one put it *assumes Batman the Brave and the Bold, Aquaman voice* "OUTRAGEOUS"... there are no other words for it...
Good times had by all
Now then... let us merge for the kill...
Thursday, 11 June 2009
Just Because You Feel Good Doesn't Make it Right
Perhaps because I have become a pretentious arsehole, I found myself laughing so hard I spit tea out over my keyboard when I saw this in my daily trawl through my ever growing number of webcomics this morning....
The Curly One and I are off to Old Kentish Town tonight, which does mean we will be missing the lovely if a little Welsh Laura's birthday shenanigans - most disappointing - but will be enjoying the poncy end of year Masters degree art show that my fabulous Father in Law will be putting on... tee hee... 'father in law' still sounds silly....
I hope the invisible circus you buggers are going to again without me is awesome... I really wanna go.... :(
The Curly One and I are off to Old Kentish Town tonight, which does mean we will be missing the lovely if a little Welsh Laura's birthday shenanigans - most disappointing - but will be enjoying the poncy end of year Masters degree art show that my fabulous Father in Law will be putting on... tee hee... 'father in law' still sounds silly....
I hope the invisible circus you buggers are going to again without me is awesome... I really wanna go.... :(
Monday, 8 June 2009
My Backpack's got jets, I'm Boba the Fett
I am le tired....
I am too old and too teeny to do this staying out till the next day 2 days in a row malarky...
Friday night I went out for an impromptu 'couple of drinks' with some old school chums... obviously that couple of drinks led to me accidentally finding myself in a club and dancing like a plum to terrible 80s cheese (and a pleasing number of power ballads ~ rawk on) and rolling in at about 3.30am Saturday morning....
Saturday night giant barbarian's 30th birthday saw pubbage occurring followed by house party and good times had by all... rolled in at about 6.30am Sunday morning...
Today I got up for work at the same time that I got home the day before.... blergh.... sleeping at my desk....
Also teh internetz is teh scroooooed at work... making it really rather difficult for me to continue with my website genius...ah well... regular work it is... easier to sleep through anyway....
I'm too old for this shit....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I am too old and too teeny to do this staying out till the next day 2 days in a row malarky...
Friday night I went out for an impromptu 'couple of drinks' with some old school chums... obviously that couple of drinks led to me accidentally finding myself in a club and dancing like a plum to terrible 80s cheese (and a pleasing number of power ballads ~ rawk on) and rolling in at about 3.30am Saturday morning....
Saturday night giant barbarian's 30th birthday saw pubbage occurring followed by house party and good times had by all... rolled in at about 6.30am Sunday morning...
Today I got up for work at the same time that I got home the day before.... blergh.... sleeping at my desk....
Also teh internetz is teh scroooooed at work... making it really rather difficult for me to continue with my website genius...ah well... regular work it is... easier to sleep through anyway....
I'm too old for this shit....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz