|Quite possibly this very one|
Or I might totally freak out on the plane and gnaw someone's face off for breathing too loudly or try to climb out of the window because "I can't fucking breathe in here..."
Or I might get in trouble in Dubai International Airport for looking a bit shifty or for trying to leave it when I don't have a Visa and I really don't want to leave it anyway, I just can't navigate my way around well signposted and brightly lit areas because scheduling anxiety makes me incapable of behaving like a rational adult and turns me in to a gibbering child...
Or I might get abducted by Morlocks, land eels or sky sharks... and forced to live as a slave before slowly earning the respect and admiration of my fellow slaves, rising up in a brilliant and successful coup to over throw the evil dictator, whereupon they will make me their queen ..... you don't know... it could happen!
So in case any of these things happen - I just wanted to say:-
"It's been emotional"
"So long and thanks for all the fish"
Obviously if none of these increasingly outlandish happenings actually occur, I'll just see you all soon.
Hope you all have a good Christmas (or festive celebration of your choice).
Jittery Pixie out