Over the New Year period there was some discussion of my slightly odd persuasion toward a certain Wookie...
In the few short days that have followed the New Year celebrations (which were fantastic btw, even if I did have to wear a flouncy frock and look like an actual girl whilst simultaneously being awed at my capacity for fruity cocktail consumption) mention of the object of my affection has been made on more than one occassion on my usual internet forays....
I think it must be a sign... clearly I have to travel to Kashyyyk to track down his family and find out what skanky bar he's hanging out in now... maybe I could get in good with his mother while I'm there and they will accept me as one of their own and I can live the rest of my life as a Wookie Princess, whittling the future or whatever it is they do....
In the meantime, I'm going to share with you my Wookie related findings... because they amuse me ....
Despite my protestations to the contrary, Ben still believes this graph to depict actual fact...
"I will unzip your skin and wear it like a little coat"... or I will roll around on it in my underwear... you know, depending on my mood
Also... let the Wookie win....
And finally, I cannot find a copyable picture of this so you will all have to go check it out for yourselves... Chewbacca riding a squirrel and battling Nazis... I shit you not... it may be the most awesome thing I have ever seen... maybe.
Wookie Loving Pixie Out
P.S. Also, I want this... though it has nothing to do with Wookies... at all... this may also be the most awesome thing I have ever seen... maybe.
It's like having a deity sucking on your brain... so many kinds of win!
1 comments:
CHEWIE!!!!
I think conversations about wookies are fine. It's the ones about having sex with dead Ewoks that should perhaps be left at the door...
And duuuuude, I'm so sorry I missed your birthday, I think you will like your pressie. I will message you when my life/work balance is a little less wonky and we will do coffee/cider/cake/whatever...
My word verification to post this is "premorp". I wonder what it is like to morp, but less premorp. I am intrigued...
xx
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